纽约尼克斯在今夏用一份4年7200万的合同将中锋乔金-诺阿引入阵中，但这位曾经的双一阵内线如今的表现却差强人意，场均23.7分钟仅贡献4.3分8.5板3.7助攻。
尼克斯目前的战绩为4胜6负，排在东部第10位。这不禁引起了美帝键盘侠的热议：NBA中最烂的合同是诺阿的吗？
黄蜂球迷YizWasHere：Who tf were the Knicks bidding against offering Joakim that much money?
除了尼克斯，谁还能给诺阿那么大的合同？
勇士球迷TheInfinityBlaze：Guangdong Southern Tigers
广东宏远华南虎俱乐部...
无主队球迷westernrockboy：72 million yuan = $10.5mil USD so maybe?
7200万人民币约等于1050万美元？
无主队球迷Canziano：NI HAO
你好。
奇才球迷Zomby24：There was a rumor started by some shithead who's name I can't remember that the Wiz were going to offer him a max contract lol.
我忘了有个脑残之前传过一个流言，说奇才当时准备给诺阿顶薪 lol...
猛龙球迷ayyerob：probably the agent himself so he and Joakim get as much money as possible or the wiz gm just to fuck around with the knicks
可能就是诺阿的经纪人自己传的，这样他就可以和诺阿得到更多的钱了，也有可能是奇才的经理把尼克斯玩了一把...
76人球迷pgm123：The rumor was actually probably started by Noah's agent. The Wizards denied it almost immediately.
这流言极有可能是诺阿经纪人自己传的，当时奇才很快就否认流言了...
无主队球迷TheAnalyst32：Agent deserves a raise, if true.
如果是真的话，这经纪人值得表扬一番...
森林狼球迷TdotGdot：They dumb. They so dumb. Really bad offseason, totally missed the target that the future is KP and you build around him. Instead loaded up with shitty vets who don't play well with KP (cough - D-Rose's 26% usage rate - cough).
尼克斯就是白痴，大白痴！他们在休赛期的运作太差了，完全错失了目标，你尼的未来是波神啊，你们应该围绕他建队。结果你们却搞来了一些和波神配合不好的垃圾(咳咳-罗斯的使用率是26%-咳咳)
篮网球迷dossier762：They felt pressured by Melo basically losing his patience, and made some questionable moves.
安东尼快失去耐心了，这让尼克斯的压力很大，然后他们就进行了一些有问题的运作。
森林狼球迷TdotGdot：I can buy that. Just trade him, then. Melo doesn't have the legacy w/ the Knicks that Kobe had w/ the Lakers - they shouldn't feel indebted to Melo in any way. Just let Melo be upset and if he's mad enough he'll accept a trade, then start a new chapter.
这是一个原因。那就把安东尼交易了呗，安东尼之于尼克斯远不及科比之于湖人，反正他们不应该有那种欠了安东尼什么一样的感觉。你就让甜瓜变苦瓜，如果他火了，他会接受交易，然后，新的篇章就可以开始了。
湖人球迷Dmanning2：Lmao unless Melo wants a trade he isn't going anywhere this isn't 2k you can't just trade someone like Melo.
笑死哥了...除非安东尼主动想被交易，不然他哪儿都不会去，这不是2k游戏，你不能随意交易甜瓜这样的人物...
公牛球迷miss_arcadian：I don't understand why people think that's so easy. If Melo was going to agree to a trade, don't you think he would have already?
我真心不理解为什么大家会想得这么简单，如果安东尼同意交易，你不觉得他早就会动手了？
篮网球迷Netsdossier762：Melo hasn't wanted a trade yet. He thinks/thought they could turn it around. He's always wanted to make it work in NY.
甜瓜还没想交易，他觉得/以前觉得情况有可能会改变，他一直想在纽约干出一番事业来。
骑士球迷fatmauler：Why does no one realize that Melo has a no-trade clause?
没人发现甜瓜没有交易否决权吗？
森林狼球迷TdotGdot：He's only 31, still a year younger than Marc Gasol. Noah's production has dropped off much quicker than most other players around that age. Probably combo of injuries + a lot of reliance on athleticism.
诺阿才31，他甚至比小加索尔还年轻一岁。诺阿的产出比同年龄阶段的其他球员要下降得快很多，可能和他一系列的伤病以及太依靠运动能力有关吧...
湖人球迷ashishvp：I think the corpse of Luol Deng is definitely a contender for worst contract.
我觉得我湖的鲁尔-邓绝对是最烂合同的竞争者之一...
热火球迷Rahnamatta：Deng looks like he's not doing shit, but when he doesn't play... you really miss him. Trust me.
邓是那种看起来什么都没做，但是当他不在的时候...你真的会想念他的，相信我。
公牛球迷MadmanGoneMad：Most of his contributions to the game can't be seen on stats. A truly underappreciated player.
他的大多数贡献不能通过数据来表现，他是真正一个被低估的球员。
热火球迷JustiseWinfast：Maybe Wesley Matthews
可能是韦斯利-马修斯吧...
雄鹿球迷Dubisttot：Miles Plumlee?
迈尔斯-普拉姆利？
鹈鹕球迷bilen434：Omer Asik - 5yr/57mil
18 mpg, 3.5 ppg, 0 offensive capability, very little defensive capability
欧米尔-阿西克——5年5700万
场均18分钟3.5分，毫无进攻能力，一点点防守能力...
76人球迷MartavisOther contenders:
Pekovic is terrible but it's only 1.5 more years.
Asik is bad but it's not as much money
Luol Deng is an underratedly poor deal.
Tyson Chandler is cheaper / one fewer year.
Wesley Matthews isn't looking too good but again it's 3 years instead of 4 and at least he can defend well still.
除了诺阿以外的其他竞争者：
佩科维奇的合同够垃圾，不过还好只有1年半多一点了
阿西克垃圾合同，不过钱不多
鲁尔-邓的合同是被低估的不划算的买卖
泰森-钱德勒的合同便宜很多，而且已经过了一年多一点
马修斯的合同不算好，但是他的合同只有3年而不是4年，而且至少他的防守仍然不错...
(Gankson)
